alicentsgf:

alicentsgf:

no you do not need to hold fictional characters “accountable”. they are not real.

(via hlkproductions)

official-penis-posts:

jessichistic:

gaycatastrophe:

abalidoth:

unbearable-lightness-of-ink:

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it’s in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it’s also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

ALT

I am imagining things like this:

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

@official-penis-posts

(via toxicglooo)

neolxzr:

neolxzr:

im not big into kpop demon hunters like i thought it was a cute and well made movie and i enjoyed it but i have to say watching golden climb its way back up through the spotify top 10 vs. the flood of taylor swift slop album songs is killing me. go girls save the honmoon

KILL HER GIRLS!!!!!!

(via stuckinpermafrost)

gothsbian:

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

(via arionaleilani)

segamascott:

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

(via lux--nova)

yuriartillery:

it was nice seeing you at the devil’s sacrament

(via drunkardsprayer)

thegenderdruid:

infectiouspiss:

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

(via burnbrlght)

explorerrowan:

tanoraqui:

depsidase:

U.S. birth rate hits all-time low, CDC data shows

The birth rate in the U.S. dropped to a record low in 2024 with fewer than 1.6 children per woman, newly-released federal data shows.

cbsnews.com

Huh. It’s almost as if making the entire country less appealing for getting married or raising children, including ending reproductive rights and annihilating social safety nets, is somehow bad for birth rates or something. Imagine.

(via toxicglooo)

mx-capgras:

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

ALT

(via stuckinpermafrost)

demilypyro:

They should invent sleep that works

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